ORIG:
http://twitter.com/iamnotdiddy/statuses/5622936003
COPY:
http://twitter.com/Krashenbern/statuses/5624243025
ORIG:
http://twitter.com/sween/status/5606292702
COPY:
Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends.
http://twitter.com/DoogieHowser_MD/status/5339851404
(7:57 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter )
Shampoo for my real friends, real pooh for my sham friends.6:56 PM Nov 2nd from web
http://twitter.com/yorgle/status/5381356499
(6:56 PM Nov 2nd from web)
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@YoBigMel copied by @rebeccashaffer and @jessakelly?
You be the judge…
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Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a gold fish, he’ll have his first little friend
http://twitter.com/WittyLaugh/status/4725492210 (8:15 PM Oct 8th)
http://twitter.com/jaxassss/statuses/4725631910 (8:22 PM Oct 8th)
Verified 2009-10-27 09.24.22 am
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“Nothing is impossible” - I’ll have to disagree. I’ve been doing nothing for years now.
http://twitter.com/prissy121/status/4855922725 (10:54 PM Oct 13th)
http://twitter.com/WittyLaugh/status/4768337236 (1:37 PM Oct 10th)
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Microsoft rolled out Windows 7 today. However, computers are a lot like demolition derby cars. They’re much safer without windows.
Origial http://twitter.com/BillMc7/status/5089693026 (11:53 PM Oct 22nd )
Copy http://twitter.com/jenifermt10/status/5089714770 (11:54 PM Oct 22nd)
Verified at 2009-10-26 23.15.20
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@MrsDirtyMartini sent the following message, quoted below:
Not sure what else to do!!!
Hello-
You just posted something about me:
tweetthief @MrsDirtyMartini is a thief - @MrsDirtyMartini says she received these tweets from a bot, and doesn’t RT… http://tumblr.com/xq23n1w28
I can promise you that I am not a tweet theif. I did not know who the original creator of the tweet was and posted the joke. When I found out who did I apologized and immediately removed the 2 tweets. I really don’t know what else I could do. I made my profile private (which I hate) b/c I have been constantly harrassd since. Those quotes of mine that you posted were to people that wanted to fight with me and would not let it go. I have done all I can to correct the situation. Please remove my information off this site. I am not a bad person or a theif it was just a huge misunderstanding that was corrected and I am sorry. Please contact me!
Thank you,
Kalley
Kalley: you didn’t give me any way to contact you, like an email address.
But I am publishing this here so folks can hear your side of things. If you read through my site you will see that I consistently tell people: If you find that someone has reposted you, ask them to remove it. I don’t advocate people being mean or abusive, in fact I think it hurts their cause.
All I can tell you is what I can see from what was left in http://search.twitter.com and from that all I could see was you being defensive, seemingly defending unattributed retweeting due to lack of room to “cite”.
There was no indication that you had deleted anything.
I would have recommended just blocking the people who were giving you a hard time so that people could see you had deleted the unattributed retweets. I have no reason to doubt you, but at the same time I have no reason to believe you either. That isn’t a judgment on you, it’s just the facts. That doesn’t mean I won’t let you respond to what someone else said about you here.
At this point I consider the matter closed and do not plan to pursue it any further. As your account is private (which is your right), there is nothing more that I can do.
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@adammusso is suspended.
Well, that must be some kind of record for speed.
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I choked down a banana this morning. Huh, that’s weird, I normally don’t have a gag reflex.
Original: http://twitter.com/Fuck_Stick/statuses/2587699931 (Jul 11th)
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4793972050
Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this
http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy)
Pass it on…
@AdamMusso: Read this: http://tumblr.com/xq22xg3aa
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Ladies, do you know how you can tell if a guy is a douche? Sandals. If he’s wearing ‘em, he’s a douche. You’re welcome.
Original: http://twitter.com/BillMc7/status/5030339978
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5087430636
Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this
http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy)
Pass it on…
@AdamMusso: Read this: http://tumblr.com/xq22xg3aa
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I’m all caught up in a love triangle with dopamine & serotonin. They neurotransmit & I neuro-receive. Maybe I’m a bottom (gay reference).
Original: http://twitter.com/CreepyDude/statuses/2230767154
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5018955121
Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this
http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy)
Pass it on…
@AdamMusso: Read this: http://tumblr.com/xq22xg3aa
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1) “What sauce would you like with those?” “Which best attenuates that slaughterhouse floor aftertaste?” “The honey-mustard, sir.”
Original: http://twitter.com/Horsecook/statuses/5110588442
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5137847205
2) Sorry, but if you have “baited” breath, I don’t think I want to be anywhere near you. And you’re a fucktard.
Original: http://twitter.com/Horsecook/statuses/5045577805
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5085675239
3) Sure, my dreams are fucked up, by any standard. But do you know how many sex toys were inspired by Gene Rayburn’s microphone? Grandma??
Original: http://twitter.com/Horsecook/statuses/5121872013
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5137805972
Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this
http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy)
Pass it on…
@AdamMusso: Read this: http://tumblr.com/xq22xg3aa
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1) i walked through the living room twice while she (real lesbian) was here. i hope i didn’t dry her twat out.
Original: http://twitter.com/creepydude/status/3994384585
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4972861397
2) Can’t tell where this nite is headed but I hope I don’t end up sucking cock for crack at the econolodge again.
Original: http://twitter.com/creepydude/statuses/2919793903
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4976418102
Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this
http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy)
Pass it on…
@AdamMusso: Read this: http://tumblr.com/xq22xg3aa
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1) Nothing is more disturbing than men with gorgeous tits.
Original: http://twitter.com/grumpassgrumpaw/status/4893058926
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5102023681
2) Don’t plant the NAMBLA shit on me. It’s not my fault if 14 year old boys have posters of me on their wall.
Original: http://twitter.com/grumpassgrumpaw/statuses/5061826061
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5073274136
Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this
http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy)
Pass it on…
@AdamMusso: Read this: http://tumblr.com/xq22xg3aa
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Hey, you know who has great dick sucking lips? Anyone willing to suck your dick.
Original: http://twitter.com/blaine23/statuses/4067546837
Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4875410225
Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this
http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy)
Pass it on…
@AdamMusso: Read this: http://tumblr.com/xq22xg3aa
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