March 2011
1 post
Hanging it up
This is my last post.
Mar 21st
May 2010
12 posts
@cockiness is gone and @julianperretta was...
@julianperretta managed to get his account back, but last I checked he seemed to have stopped retweeting without attribution. Twitter is really slow on addressing this issue, even though it’s in violation of their TOS. The best hope of getting someone to stop: Request they remove specific tweets If they don’t (after at least 24 hours), report them. And keep reporting them. ...
May 23rd
Sorry about the delays
Tumblr decided NOT to tell me when I had new messages, so I didn’t see that there were some piled up. If you send something here and don’t see it in 24 hours, please yell at me on twitter @tweetthief. Thanks!
May 23rd
If I had a penis for a day… First thing I’d do is swivel my hips and get it going like a windmill. http://twitter.com/bedheadblonde/status/6841375658 http://twitter.com/FollowJanae/status/7395824520
May 23rd
If God didn’t want us to masturbate, He would have made us all with T-Rex arms. http://twitter.com/bedheadblonde/status/7353697073 http://tinyurl.com/yjm9lpq
May 23rd
I put the SEXY in DYSLEXIA. http://twitter.com/bedheadblonde/status/7715351522 http://tinyurl.com/ygrhomg
May 23rd
A fool and his money are my kind of date. http://twitter.com/bedheadblonde/status/7960482177 http://twitter.com/Rosezannadanna/status/10115701643 http://tinyurl.com/ykd32z2
May 23rd
@cockiness is brazenly stealing other peoples...
Step 1. Develop bullshit persona. Step 2. Use exclusively till believed. Step 3. Marvel at how no one *gets* the real you. http://twitter.com/Toy_A/status/10276525802 http://twitter.com/cockiness/status/10330461748 It’s called “iceberg lettuce” because even though you only see 10% of it, it actually makes up 90% of your Subway sammich. ...
May 23rd
FYI: It’s spelled “grammar”. “Grammer” is your white trash grandmother. http://twitter.com/bedheadblonde/status/5204152117 http://twitter.com/Rosezannadanna/status/10115777609
May 23rd
@cockiness a newly discovered tweet thief
@ sucittaM gave me a head’s up about @cockiness. He’s stolen two from me that I know of at this point and at least one from @sucittaM. His tweets seem to come pretty often so expect that almost everything he posts is stolen. The original tweet: Murderers, thieves, and people who say “jew-ler-ree.” I expect they’ll all end up in the same Special Needs corner of...
May 23rd
@antoinnej plagiarized @dwineman, @adamisacson,...
Original (mine): http://twitter.com/dwineman/status/11103236847 Plagiarized: http://twitter.com/antoinnej/status/11103662986 Original: http://twitter.com/adamisacson/status/11046299146 Plagiarized: http://twitter.com/antoinnej/status/11052586712 Original: http://twitter.com/mitdasein/statuses/10395031354 Plagiarized: http://twitter.com/antoinnej/status/10395251652 I’ve notified the user...
May 23rd
@theillking plagiarized @dwineman, @Just_Alison,...
Nearly all of this user’s stream is stolen. Examples: Original: http://twitter.com/dwineman/status/11103236847 Plagiarized: http://twitter.com/theillking/status/11119903105 Original: http://twitter.com/Just_Alison/status/10303955457 Plagiarized: http://twitter.com/theillking/status/10312854179 Original: http://twitter.com/dresspants/status/5042968804 Plagiarized:...
May 23rd
3 notes
Singer Julian Perretta
conceptually, i struggle to fully comprehend why showers get dirty. http://twitter.com/echuckles/status/817521677 http://twitter.com/julianperretta/status/11619608309 this guy has stolen multiple tweets from a bunch of people.
May 23rd
February 2010
15 posts
2 tags
@like_the_TEA is plagiarizing several people.
Original: http://twitter.com/lafix/status/9612181680 Copy: http://twitter.com/like_the_TEA/status/9631590269 Original: http://twitter.com/like_the_TEA/status/9523167331 Copy: http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/9506661263 …and probably many more. (Looking into it…)
Feb 26th
rampant plagiarism of the "white people / Winter...
The latest I saw was from @oldfunnyjoker, which sounds an awful lot like the @funnyjoker account that was suspended a while ago: http://twitter.com/oldfunnyjoker/status/9394814499 Many, many people have RT’ed this without attribution. Some have attributed it, but to the wrong person, due to the previous person stealing it. Original: http://twitter.com/itsderekhuff/statuses/9347785942   ...
Feb 25th
1 tag
@jrteuber — If you're going to retweet, do it the...
Black History Month + Fat Tuesday = Fat Albert Appreciation Day http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/8572609240 http://twitter.com/jrteuber/status/8579161970 If you get invited to an AT&T rep’s wedding, don’t go. The reception will be terrible. http://twitter.com/cabel/status/8376207614 http://twitter.com/jrteuber/status/8383033171 @jrteuber: if you are going to...
Feb 23rd
1 tag
@KyleKoehler ripped off @gordonshumway
Does it count as a slumber party if it’s just you, your dog and a chronological list of every bad decision you ever made? http://twitter.com/gordonshumway/status/5502802482 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/7737746761
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler ripped off @sween
Hey, CNN? Quit saying pythons are “gaining a foothold” in the Everglades. Pythons don’t appreciate irony. http://twitter.com/sween/status/1566059870 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/8485440055 Only a matter of time, I guess…
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler ripped off @luckyshirt
Just drove home from work without hitting a single red light. Can’t wait to see what Bank of Karma is going to charge for THAT overdraft. http://twitter.com/luckyshirt/status/1634040262 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/8489056831
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler ripped off @BrilliantOrange
I just ate so many pistachios that the squirrels at my window started clapping. http://twitter.com/BrilliantOrange/status/1831080169 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/8620523128
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler ripped off @echuckles
conceptually, i struggle to fully comprehend why showers get dirty. http://twitter.com/echuckles/status/817521677 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/8801285226
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler ripped off Arnold Toynbee
Ah! America sometimes your like a large friendly dog in a small room. Everytime it wags it tail it knocks over a chair. http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/8978923180 Written in English, that quote would read: “America, sometimes you’re like a large friendly dog in a small room. Everytime it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.” If you Google some keywords in that...
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler stole from @adamisacson
Doughnuts go great with coffee. Starbucks has lousy doughnuts. Krispy Kreme has lousy coffee. The free market has failed us, comrades. http://twitter.com/adamisacson/status/1641592947 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/9133521065 (Although if you look at Kyle’s version, you’ll see that the “d” in “doughnuts” is missing. Kyle is not only un-original,...
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler stole from @badbanana (repeatedly)
Without the internet, I’d never know about all these newspapers closing. http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/1255632516 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/9175530979 Hugh Hefner is getting a divorce? Well, there goes his conservative Catholic fan base. http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/3902312497 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/9089809058 I hopped out of bed...
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler stole from @texburgher
Survival of the fattest? Well played, iPhone autocorrect. Well played. http://twitter.com/texburgher/status/1202887574 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/9175535197
Feb 16th
1 tag
@KyleKoehler stole from @InSoOutSo
Mike Rowe to visit Kim Kardashian’s gynecologist. http://twitter.com/InSoOutSo/status/9081897733 http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/9188201318
Feb 16th
@HAZIQ ripped off @Trick_or_tweet
Aaaand John Mayer easily takes the gold in the downhill competition. Original: http://twitter.com/Trick_or_tweet/statuses/8968851264 Copy: http://twitter.com/HAZIQ/statuses/8970792851 @HAZIQ obviously knows how to retweet, but chose not to, and didn’t even credit the original. Lame.
Feb 13th
2 tags
“I worry we’re nearing a time when the fate of the planet could be altered...”
– Originally posted by hurtling Plagiarized by devzor For two more examples of devzor’s theft, see this post. {Indeed there are some pretty obvious stolen tweets there. — Ed}
Feb 5th
January 2010
4 posts
3 tags
@FunnyJoker stole from @Iamnotdiddy
http://twitter.com/FunnyJoker/status/5993224953 http://twitter.com/iamnotdiddy/status/5990271454 UPDATE: @FunnyJoker has been suspended.
Jan 20th
3 tags
@Kristi_99u
Original: http://twitter.com/jancornett/status/6052492755 Theft: http://twitter.com/Kristi_99u/status/6179195620 UPDATE: Kristi_99u has been suspended.
Jan 20th
1 tag
“earlymorningnews: By a margin of 52% - 47%, Massachusetts voters last night...”
–  http://twitter.com/thezimazone/status/7983531690 http://twitter.com/jackys68/status/7983547610
Jan 20th
Handy Features
Two recent discoveries: 1) Twitter lists are really handy if you have someone who is copying tweets. Just make a list which has both them and the people they are copying. Anyone who reads the list can see who posted it first. For example, I heard that that @britishchris84) was copying @ComedyTeddy so I made a list: http://twitter.com/tweetthief/britishchris84 2) If you...
Jan 19th
1 note
November 2009
3 posts
@Krashenbern
ORIG: http://twitter.com/iamnotdiddy/statuses/5622936003 COPY: http://twitter.com/Krashenbern/statuses/5624243025 ORIG: http://twitter.com/sween/status/5606292702 COPY: http://twitter.com/Krashenbern/status/5622144829
Nov 18th
2 tags
@yorgle copied @DoogieHowser_MD
Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends. http://twitter.com/DoogieHowser_MD/status/5339851404 (7:57 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter ) Shampoo for my real friends, real pooh for my sham friends.6:56 PM Nov 2nd from web http://twitter.com/yorgle/status/5381356499 (6:56 PM Nov 2nd from web)
Nov 6th
2 tags
Nov 6th
5 notes
October 2009
28 posts
2 tags
@jaxasssss copied @WittyLaugh
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a gold fish, he’ll have his first little friend http://twitter.com/WittyLaugh/status/4725492210 (8:15 PM Oct 8th) http://twitter.com/jaxassss/statuses/4725631910 (8:22 PM Oct 8th) Verified 2009-10-27 09.24.22 am
Oct 27th
1 tag
@prissy121 copied @WittyLaugh
“Nothing is impossible” - I’ll have to disagree. I’ve been doing nothing for years now. http://twitter.com/prissy121/status/4855922725 (10:54 PM Oct 13th) http://twitter.com/WittyLaugh/status/4768337236 (1:37 PM Oct 10th)
Oct 27th
2 tags
@jenifermt10 stole from @BillMc7
Microsoft rolled out Windows 7 today. However, computers are a lot like demolition derby cars. They’re much safer without windows. Origial http://twitter.com/BillMc7/status/5089693026 (11:53 PM Oct 22nd ) Copy http://twitter.com/jenifermt10/status/5089714770 (11:54 PM Oct 22nd) Verified at 2009-10-26 23.15.20
Oct 27th
2 tags
@MrsDirtyMartini replies
@MrsDirtyMartini sent the following message, quoted below: Not sure what else to do!!! Hello- You just posted something about me: tweetthief @MrsDirtyMartini is a thief - @MrsDirtyMartini says she received these tweets from a bot, and doesn’t RT… http://tumblr.com/xq23n1w28 I can promise you that I am not a tweet theif. I did not know who the original creator...
Oct 27th
2 tags
Oct 27th
2 notes
1 tag
@AdamMusso stole from @Fuck_Stick
I choked down a banana this morning. Huh, that’s weird, I normally don’t have a gag reflex. Original: http://twitter.com/Fuck_Stick/statuses/2587699931 (Jul 11th) Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4793972050 Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy) Pass it on… @AdamMusso: Read this:...
Oct 26th
1 tag
@AdamMusso stole from @BillMc7
Ladies, do you know how you can tell if a guy is a douche? Sandals. If he’s wearing ‘em, he’s a douche. You’re welcome. Original: http://twitter.com/BillMc7/status/5030339978 Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5087430636 Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy) Pass it on… ...
Oct 26th
1 tag
@AdamMusso stole from @CreepyDude
I’m all caught up in a love triangle with dopamine & serotonin. They neurotransmit & I neuro-receive. Maybe I’m a bottom (gay reference). Original: http://twitter.com/CreepyDude/statuses/2230767154 Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5018955121 Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka...
Oct 26th
1 tag
@AdamMusso stole from @Horsecook (three times)
1) “What sauce would you like with those?” “Which best attenuates that slaughterhouse floor aftertaste?” “The honey-mustard, sir.” Original: http://twitter.com/Horsecook/statuses/5110588442 Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5137847205 2) Sorry, but if you have “baited” breath, I don’t think I want to be anywhere near you. And...
Oct 26th
1 tag
@AdamMusso stole from @creepydude (twice)
1) i walked through the living room twice while she (real lesbian) was here. i hope i didn’t dry her twat out. Original: http://twitter.com/creepydude/status/3994384585 Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4972861397 2) Can’t tell where this nite is headed but I hope I don’t end up sucking cock for crack at the econolodge again. Original: ...
Oct 26th
1 tag
@AdamMusso stole from @grumpassgrumpaw (twice)
1) Nothing is more disturbing than men with gorgeous tits. Original: http://twitter.com/grumpassgrumpaw/status/4893058926 Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5102023681 2) Don’t plant the NAMBLA shit on me. It’s not my fault if 14 year old boys have posters of me on their wall. Original: http://twitter.com/grumpassgrumpaw/statuses/5061826061 Copy: ...
Oct 26th
1 tag
@AdamMusso stole from @blaine23
Hey, you know who has great dick sucking lips? Anyone willing to suck your dick. Original: http://twitter.com/blaine23/statuses/4067546837 Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4875410225 Want to know what to do if you’ve been ripped off? Read this http://tumblr.com/xq23clgwg (aka http://bit.ly/W3pKy) Pass it on… @AdamMusso: Read this: http://tumblr.com/xq22xg3aa
Oct 26th
2 tags
“Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a gold fish,...”
– http://twitter.com/WittyLaugh/status/4725492210 (8:15 PM Oct 8th) http://twitter.com/jaxassss/statuses/4725631910 (8:22 PM Oct 8th)
Oct 24th
3 tags
@ItsTheStepster stolen from by @breanna_29xi and...
Original: http://twitter.com/ItsTheStepster/statuses/4734518857 Copy: http://twitter.com/breanna_29xi/statuses/4879394203 Original: http://twitter.com/ItsTheStepster/statuses/4682983142 Copy: http://twitter.com/ann_56cx/statuses/4832292914 People have been RT-ing the wrong one too: http://search.twitter.com/search?q=Making+turd.+As+poosualy. @ItsTheStepster — I can’t suspend...
Oct 22nd
1 note
3 tags
@MrsDirtyMartini is a thief
@MrsDirtyMartini says she received these tweets from a bot, and doesn’t RT bots.  I warned her that she always needs to retweet so her account doesn’t risk being suspended. http://twitter.com/MrsDirtyMartini/status/4866569853 Stolen from @KnowShit here http://twitter.com/KnowShit/status/4865324768 http://twitter.com/MrsDirtyMartini/status/4866537856 Stolen from @JeeNeeBee...
Oct 22nd