Without the internet, I’d never know about all these newspapers closing.

http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/1255632516

http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/9175530979

Hugh Hefner is getting a divorce? Well, there goes his conservative Catholic fan base.

http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/3902312497

http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/9089809058

I hopped out of bed this morning like Fred Astaire. Or anyone else, really, who has been dead for 20 years.

http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/3145585967

http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/8823183605

With The Who performing at halftime, any wardrobe malfunction better involve the accidental addition of extra clothing.

http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/8776668344

http://twitter.com/KyleKoehler/status/8777138397