@ sucittaM gave me a head’s up about @cockiness. He’s stolen two from me that I know of at this point and at least one from @sucittaM. His tweets seem to come pretty often so expect that almost everything he posts is stolen.

The original tweet: Murderers, thieves, and people who say “jew-ler-ree.” I expect they’ll all end up in the same Special Needs corner of hell.

Him: http://twitter.com/cockiness/status/10289614199

Me: http://twitter.com/StillDrew/status/10083957523

The original tweet: I just sneezed three times in a row and it was amazing. I think my immune system is offering me a consolation prize for not getting any.

Him: http://twitter.com/cockiness/status/10289588811

Me: http://twitter.com/StillDrew/status/10282902431

The original tweet from @succitaM: I have a headache. I want to take some pills, but I left them all in Corey Haim. (look at that, my Brittany Murphy joke is versitile!)

http://twitter.com/sucittaM/status/10283944456

The stolen version by @cockiness: I have a headache. I want to take some pills, but I left them all in Corey Haim. :/

http://twitter.com/cockiness/status/10284564185