Step 1. Develop bullshit persona. Step 2. Use exclusively till believed. Step 3. Marvel at how no one *gets* the real you.

http://twitter.com/Toy_A/status/10276525802

http://twitter.com/cockiness/status/10330461748

It’s called “iceberg lettuce” because even though you only see 10% of it, it actually makes up 90% of your Subway sammich.

http://twitter.com/adtothebone/status/10295980183

http://twitter.com/cockiness/status/10330409365

Not only has Zen failed to cure me of my hoarding, but now I’m running out of space to stash all this emptiness.

http://twitter.com/JerryThomas/status/10309968028

http://twitter.com/cockiness/status/10328269925

Those are just 3 examples that I immediately knew and recognized. This guy is shameless. It looks like *everything* he is posting is stolen.