I choked down a banana this morning. Huh, that’s weird, I normally don’t have a gag reflex.

Original: http://twitter.com/Fuck_Stick/statuses/2587699931 (Jul 11th)

Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4793972050

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Ladies, do you know how you can tell if a guy is a douche? Sandals. If he’s wearing ‘em, he’s a douche. You’re welcome.

Original: http://twitter.com/BillMc7/status/5030339978

Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5087430636

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I’m all caught up in a love triangle with dopamine & serotonin. They neurotransmit & I neuro-receive. Maybe I’m a bottom (gay reference).

Original: http://twitter.com/CreepyDude/statuses/2230767154

Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5018955121

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1) “What sauce would you like with those?” “Which best attenuates that slaughterhouse floor aftertaste?” “The honey-mustard, sir.”

Original: http://twitter.com/Horsecook/statuses/5110588442

Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5137847205

2) Sorry, but if you have “baited” breath, I don’t think I want to be anywhere near you. And you’re a fucktard.

Original: http://twitter.com/Horsecook/statuses/5045577805

Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5085675239

3) Sure, my dreams are fucked up, by any standard. But do you know how many sex toys were inspired by Gene Rayburn’s microphone? Grandma??

Original: http://twitter.com/Horsecook/statuses/5121872013

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1) i walked through the living room twice while she (real lesbian) was here. i hope i didn’t dry her twat out.

Original: http://twitter.com/creepydude/status/3994384585

Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/4972861397

2) Can’t tell where this nite is headed but I hope I don’t end up sucking cock for crack at the econolodge again.

Original: http://twitter.com/creepydude/statuses/2919793903

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1) Nothing is more disturbing than men with gorgeous tits.

Original: http://twitter.com/grumpassgrumpaw/status/4893058926

Copy: http://twitter.com/AdamMusso/status/5102023681

2) Don’t plant the NAMBLA shit on me. It’s not my fault if 14 year old boys have posters of me on their wall.

Original: http://twitter.com/grumpassgrumpaw/statuses/5061826061

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Hey, you know who has great dick sucking lips? Anyone willing to suck your dick.

Original: http://twitter.com/blaine23/statuses/4067546837

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